Wednesday, March 1, 2017

March 1st is National Pig Day



...and even though he'd won second place,
Francisco considered the contest a bust.
He spoke seven languages.
He was a chess master.
And yet he'd been bested by
a Yorkshire named Mr. Taco
in what turned out to be
a glorified eating
competition.

Darla,
on the other hand,
beamed with
pride.