Michael Flynn as
The Angriest Bird.
Steve Bannon as
The Thing That Needs To Crawl Back In Its Hole.
Ben Carson as
The Sleeping Leviathan
Kellyanne Conway as
The Plumed Dragon
Chris Christie as
The One That Got Away
Rudolph Guiliani as
The Thing That Ought To
Fly Away By Now
Jeff Sessions as
The White Goblin
Scott Pruitt as
The Toxic Cloud
Tom Price as
The Fallopian Moose
Newt Gingrich as
The Spiteful Sprite
Elaine Chao and Mitch McConnell as
What You Find When
You Drain The Swamp
and Donald Trump as
The Phoenix That Launched
A Thousand Tweets
