Friday, December 9, 2016

Inner Circle

Michael Flynn as 
The Angriest Bird.

Steve Bannon as 
The Thing That Needs To Crawl Back In Its Hole.

Ben Carson as
The Sleeping Leviathan

Kellyanne Conway as
The Plumed Dragon

Chris Christie as
The One That Got Away

Rudolph Guiliani as 
The Thing That Ought To 
Fly Away By Now

Jeff Sessions as
The White Goblin 

Scott Pruitt as
The Toxic Cloud

Tom Price as
The Fallopian Moose

Newt Gingrich as
The Spiteful Sprite

Elaine Chao and Mitch McConnell as
What You Find When 
You Drain The Swamp

and Donald Trump as
The Phoenix That Launched
A Thousand Tweets