Inner Circle

Michael Flynn as 

The Angriest Bird.

Steve Bannon as 

The Thing That Needs To Crawl Back In Its Hole.

Ben Carson as

The Sleeping Leviathan

Kellyanne Conway as

The Plumed Dragon

Chris Christie as

The One That Got Away

Rudolph Guiliani as 

The Thing That Ought To 

Fly Away By Now

Jeff Sessions as

The White Goblin 

Scott Pruitt as

The Toxic Cloud

Tom Price as

The Fallopian Moose

Newt Gingrich as

The Spiteful Sprite

Elaine Chao and Mitch McConnell as

What You Find When 

You Drain The Swamp

and Donald Trump as

The Phoenix That Launched

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